Tag: meme

send me a pairing and a number and i’ll write you a drabble

alwaysbellamyblake:

  1. “Come over here and make me.”
  2. “Have you lost your damn mind!?”
  3. “Please, don’t leave.”
  4. “Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”
  5. “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
  6. “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
  7. “I almost lost you.”
  8. “Wanna bet?”
  9. “Don’t you ever do that again!”
  10. “Teach me how to play?”
  11. “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”
  12. “I think we need to talk.”
  13. “Kiss me.”
  14. “Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
  15. “So, I found this waterfall…”
  16. “It could be worse.”
  17. “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
  18. “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
  19. “The paint’s supposed to go where?”
  20. “You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
  21. “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
  22. “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
  23. “Just once.”
  24. “You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
  25. “I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
  26. “I got you a present.”
  27. “I’m pregnant.”
  28. “Marry me?”
  29. “I thought you were dead.”
  30. “It’s not what it looks like…”
  31. “You lied to me.”
  32. “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
  33. “Please don’t do this.”
  34. “If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”
  35. “You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
  36. “I wish I could hate you.”
  37. “Wanna dance?”
  38. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
  39. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
  40. “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
  41. “You did all of this for me?”
  42. “I swear it was an accident.”
  43. “YOU DID WHAT?!”
  44. “If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
  45. “Tell me a secret.”
  46. “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”
  47. “No one needs to know.”
  48. “Boo.”
  49. “Well this is awkward…”
  50. Writer’s preference

I can do Band of Brothers, Generation Kill, or the Punisher.

porcupet:

i’ve been on the internet for a good decade of my life. i’ve seen some shit in that decade. i’ve been around for newgrounds and those /b/ raids and enjoyed fun memes such as ‘shoop da whoop’ and ‘do a barrel roll’ and i was even around for the birth of numa numa and all your base are belong to us. it’d be presumptuous to call myself an internet veteran but i’ve been on the internet for over half of my life okay i’ve seen nearly awful shock website and unfunny meme the internet has to offer so i don’t even question why things happen and go viral anymore.

except this.

this. this thing. this fucking thing. for over ten years. for over a goddamn decade, this thing still mystifies me. i’ve seen it on gaia. i’ve seen it on neopets. i’ve seen it on myspace. i’ve seen it on every single goddamn fucking yaoi wolf roleplaying website i’ve ever joined in the past ten years and i still have no idea what it even is. to this day i still see it hidden in the deepest corner of my abandoned gaia account from when i was 12. i don’t know what it’s even named but i’ve seen more edits of it than i’ve seen of longcat. and that thing is

send me a ship and one of these and i’ll write a mini fic.

tcdashihcmada:

  1. things you said at 1 am
  2. things you said through your teeth
  3. things you said too quietly
  4. things you said over the phone
  5. things you didn’t say at all
  6. things you said under the stars and in the grass
  7. things you said while we were driving
  8. things you said when you were crying
  9. things you said when i was crying
  10. things you said that made me feel like shit
  11. things you said when you were drunk
  12. things you said when you thought i was asleep
  13. things you said at the kitchen table
  14. things you said after you kissed me
  15. things you said with too many miles between us
  16. things you said with no space between us
  17. things you said that i wish you hadnt
  18. things you said when you were scared
  19. things you said when we were the happiest we ever were
  20. things you said that i wasn’t meant to hear
  21. things you said when we were on top of the world
  22. things you said after it was over
  23. things you said [make your own]

Original creator of this meme deleted their blog.

Rudy – N, Q & T

N (Negligence): Rudy isn’t the sort to be consciously negligent, but I feel like he could go on a vision quest or something and forget everyone else exists. He wouldn’t mean to be cruel, and he’d probably be very apologetic, but it might cause issues in his relationships.  

Q (Quest): Rudy’s quest is to be the best he can be, physically. He always seeks to improve himself, to do better today than he did yesterday. Also, he’s on a constant quest to find the smallest booty shorts known to man.

T (Test): I feel like Iraq tested him, like it tested everyone. Weeks out in the desert, shitty food, then not enough shitty food, incompetent command, people shooting at them, and then Pappy getting injured and having to leave. It’s all a lot of pressure and Rudy being made team leader meant he had a fair amount of shit roll down on him. All in all, it’s kind of understandable that he snapped and hurt Ray, though that doesn’t excuse it, of course. 

Headcanon Prompts

katekyohrscenarios:

A-Arousal- what gets them aroused quickest

B- Broken– what it takes to break them

C- Can’t- one thing that they can’t do in life/refuse to do

D- Denial- something they’re in denial about

E- Eager- something they are eager to do in life

F- Fitness- how often they work out and what they prefer doing for a workout

G- Guarded- something they always guard (item can physical or mental like their feelings)

H- Hell– what will make their life hell

I- Ingenuity– how clever they can be in tough situations

J- Jealous- how easily they get jealous

K- Killer- how old they were when they first killed someone 

L- Lust- what they lust after in life

M- Maturity- how mature they are as an adult

N- Negligence- what they can be negligent about

O- Opinionated- one thing they are very opinionated about

P- Persistent- how persistent can they be about something

Q-  Quest- what they feel their quest in life is/their main goal in life

R- Regret- what they regret most in life

S- Strength- where they find their strength

T- Test- something that will test them to their limits

U- Unbelievable- one thing that they experienced that they still have a hard time believing was real

V- Vengeance- have they every wanted vengeance on someone

W- Waiting- how good they are at waiting on something/someone

X- xenodocheionology (the love of hotels according to some) since they do some traveling, what their favorite hotel was

Y- Yield– one thing that will make them stop what they’re doing no matter what

Z- Zoo- how old they were when they first went to a zoo and what their favorite animal was.