Tag: meme

otp asks

nerdymomfriend:

veridium-bye:

For the Fluff:

1. What are things they both find funny?
2. If they could each describe each other in one sentence, what would it be?
3. If they complimented each other, what would they say?
4. What would be their ship name?
5. What activities do they enjoy together?
6. What is/are their love language(s)?
7. Write a ~300 word love scene for them. 
8. What were their first impressions of each other?

For the Angst:

9. Have they made each other cry?
10. Write a ~300 word argument scene for them. 
11. What causes them to fight?
12. Do they have differing political opinions?
13. Name something they would never do for the other person. 
14. What would be a dealbreaker?
15. What are traits they dislike in one another?
16. If they broke up, what would be their opinions of each other?

For the Depth: 

17. What senses (sights, smells, feelings, etc). remind them of each other?
18. What would be their love motto?
19. If they could each write a single line in their marriage vows, what would they be?
20. What is a promise they have made to each other?
21. How have they changed each other for the better/for the worse?
22. If their lives were what was originally intended at birth, would they have still fallen in love?
23. Write a ~300 scene between them with no dialogue, only body language.
24. What is something they have each had to forgive the other for?

For the Dirty:

25. What moves do they know work on the other?
26. What are their favorite parts about physical affection/sex?
27. Do they have any kinks/fetishes that they share?
28. Write a ~300 fantasy one of them has about the other. 
29. What are each of their signature foreplay moves?
30. Write a short exchange of dirty talk between them. 
31. What do they love to do after sex?
32. Do they enjoy morning or night sex?

Ok folks, you know the drill! Ask me about any ship(s) from Hogan’s Heroes or the Rat Patrol and I will be more than happy to answer. Ask as many or as few questions as you like; however, numbers 7, 10, 23, 28, and 30 are off limits. If you really want me to write something for your particular ship/idea, send me a message and I’d be more than happy to talk to you about it! 

send me a ship & i’ll tell you

the-restless-brook:

  • who is more likely to fall asleep on the couch
  • who makes meals and who is more likely to hoard take-out menus
  • who gives nicknames
  • favorite non-sexual activity 
  • who leaves notes for the other to find
  • who crosses the street to pet a cute dog
  • who takes notes on the other’s favorite foods and makes sure the fridge is stocked
  • who initiates sex most of the time
  • who apologizes first after a fight
  • who is more protective 
  • who says “I love you” first

Fanfiction Trope MASH-UP

meridelclarke:

Rules: Send me two (2) tropes from this list + a ship and I’ll describe how I’d combine them in the same story. 

  1. Historical AU 
  2. Royal AU 
  3. Modern AU 
  4. Coffee Shop AU 
  5. Bar/Restaurant
    AU 
  6. Bookshop AU 
  7. Florist AU  
  8. Hospital AU 
  9. Dance
    AU 
  10. Airport/Travel AU 
  11. Neighbour AU 
  12. Roommate AU 
  13. Detective AU 
  14. Bodyguard AU 
  15. Criminal
    AU 
  16. Prison AU 
  17. War AU 
  18. Circus AU 
  19. Summer Camp AU 
  20. Teacher AU 
  21. Dystopian AU 
  22. Space AU 
  23. Performer
    AU 
  24. Soulmate AU 
  25. Fairy Tale AU 
  26. Massage Fic  
  27. Sick/Injured Fic 
  28. Proposal Fic  
  29. Wedding Fic  
  30. Holiday Fic  
  31. Birthday Fic 
  32. Pregnancy Fic  
  33. Baby Fic 
  34. Vacation Fic  
  35. Bathtub Fic 
  36. Text/Letter Fic 
  37. Coming Out Fic   
  38. Grief
    Fic  
  39. Survival/Wilderness Fic  
  40. Almost Kiss 
  41. First Kiss 
  42. The Big Damn Kiss 
  43. Dance
    of Romance  
  44. Flowers of Romance 
  45. Chocolate
    of Romance  
  46. Blind Date  
  47. Not a Date  
  48. Fake Dating 
  49. Fake Married 
  50. Arranged Marriage  
  51. Accidentally Married 
  52. Marriage of Convenience 
  53. Mutual
    Pining 
  54. Secret Relationship  
  55. Established
    Relationship 
  56. Awful First Meeting 
  57. Forgotten First Meeting  
  58. Accidental Eavesdropping  
  59. Interrupted Declaration of Love 
  60. Poorly Timed
    Confession 
  61. Love Confession 
  62. Love Confessor (Character A confessing their love
    for Character B to Character C)  
  63. Everybody
    Knows/Mistaken for Couple 
  64. Star Crossed Lovers  
  65. It’s Not You, It’s Me 
  66. It’s Not You, It’s My
    Enemies  
  67. Character in Peril 
  68. Heroic Sacrifice 
  69. Flirting Under Fire 
  70. Locked in a Room 
  71. Twenty-Four
    Hours to Live  
  72. Stranded on A Desert
    Island 
  73. Stranded Due to Inclement Weather 
  74. Huddling for Warmth 
  75. Bed Sharing  
  76. Did They or Didn’t They? 
  77. In Vino Veritas  
  78. Above the Influence  
  79. Anger Born of Worry  
  80. Green-Eyed Epiphany  
  81. The Missus and the Ex 
  82. Second Love  
  83. Intimate Artistry  
  84. Married to the Job  
  85. Innocent Physical Contact 
  86. I Didn’t Mean to Turn
    You On 
  87. Aroused By Her Voice  
  88. Erotic
    Dreams 
  89. First Time 
  90. Unexpected Virgin 
  91. PWP 
  92. Kink 
  93. Makeovers 
  94. Hair Brushing/Braiding 
  95. Sleep
    Intimacy 
  96. Scars  
  97. Time Travel  
  98. Curses 
  99. Magical Accidents 
  100. Accidentally Saving
    the Day   

what ur fave painter says about you

avoidantgarde:

Van Gogh: art hoe, unappreciated, depressed and lonely

Picasso: mhmm. you’re pretty weird and inventive 

Leanardo Da Vinci: gay genius, ultimate prankster

Matisse: you love anything cultural and appreciate the value and beauty of almost everything

Edvard Munch: you are depressed, nihilistic and very lonely 

Salvador Dali: what is wrong with you? seriously what are you ever talking about

Monet: you have an eye for beauty and wish you could live in a field of flowers

Renoir: you love the women, the children, the bread

Andy Warhol: hello you are pretentious and gay

Rembrant: you are serious, detailed, and classical. 

Keith Haring: you’ve got a hard on for the 80s and you are into activism 

Bouguereau: dude we get it you love the female body and you love mythology

Edward Hopper: america? america. also you are realistic, serious, observant and hard working

Klimt: you are goddamn beautiful and you love goddamn beautiful things

Egon Schiele: you are obsessed with the human body and need to get laid

Magritte: you are an existentialist and want to have tea in the clouds 

Frida Kahlo: fuck imperialism and fuck america and fuck white people. also you’re the coolest motherfucker around