spidertrapped:

• “you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards”
• “he looks like a pirate…had a baby with an angel”
• “i don’t want another pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip”
• “why is gamora”
• “kick names, take ass”
• “we didn’t think of that” “i’m sure you tried your best”
• “it will kill you” “only if i die” “…yes, that’s what ‘kill you’ means”
• “i am steve rogers”