simonalkenmayer:

peanut-caravan:

kakaphoe:

valarhalla:

valarhalla:

boopsandswoops:

lifelessordinary0:

Temple of Horus, Egypt

its horus he’s here

Guys no, it gets so much better.

A small fat bird, like the above, is the hieroglyph used in Ancient Egyptian to mean “wicked” or evil”.

The phrase above him (the inscription should be read from the top down) is “Nb s3″ or “Lord of the son of”. Genitive is usually implied in this sort of phrase without a connecting word, meaning:

This birb has literally created the sentence and declared himself “ Lord of the Son of Evil”

God dammit, I realised I made a mistake doing this from memory- the first sign is “k” for “your”, not “nb” for “lord”. So this birb has declared himself “your evil son”, not “the lord of the son of evil”. Which is not quite as dramatic, but still very menacing. You go bird.

Reblogging this version because I was going “no that’s a cup sign, there’s a handle”.

Sparrow knows what it’s doing I swear, look at its face.

I love my evil son

I don’t like the way he’s glaring at me.

valarhalla:

boopsandswoops:

lifelessordinary0:

Temple of Horus, Egypt

its horus he’s here

Guys no, it gets so much better.

A small fat bird, like the above, is the hieroglyph used in Ancient Egyptian to mean “wicked” or evil”.

The phrase above him (the inscription should be read from the top down) is “Nb s3″ or “Lord of the son of”. Genitive is usually implied in this sort of phrase without a connecting word, meaning:

This birb has literally created the sentence and declared himself “ Lord of the Son of Evil”

alexmurison:

Just the cutest little guy hung around with us for ages as we ventured around Sgwd yr Eira.

penfairy:

allandnot:

penfairy:

my parrot is a fucking dumbass with no sense of self-preservation. proof? he got spooked by a pear – by all accounts a green and tasty friend – and flew into a wall to escape, but when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water – by all accounts a harmful, bird-killing abyss – he launched himself into it at top speed and cried when I locked him in baby jail to stop him from killing himself.

Please tell your parrot I still love him.

he just threw his seeds all over the carpet and laughed about it so I will not

Motivational Mango

pepperandpals:

Hello, I am Mango, birb of the internet, and I have heard that you have a sad.

Did you know that I am professional sad fighter? It’s true! Mango will show you the way. When you has a sad, you may feel like doing this:

As you can see, Mango has been there too. But I can offer you some solutions.

Sometimes it can help to talk to a friend. It can be hard to reach out, but sometimes expressing how you feel and commiserating makes you feel less alone. Hiding in hair is optional.

You can talk to friends online if that makes you more comfortable. Computer is also good for viewing birbs. Good for combating a sad.

If you’re having a rough time, it’s ok to take a break and enjoy a favorite activity. Don’t feel guilty! We can’t be 100% work 100% of the time. You’re allowed to have fun!

You could get some rest, take a walk, or fix yourself a favorite snack! Sometimes you need to treat yo self. You deserve it because you’re awesome. So remember to be good to you.

You just take that sad and you give it this look to let it know you mean business:

You examine this sad and tell it that it has no power here. Give it a real good look with your birb eye and remember that you are worth more than any momentary despair this sad could bring. Here, Mango show you how:

If all else fails, Mango will get real puffy at the sad for you to ward it off. Sad has no room when Mango is poof.

But of course the best cure for a sad is looking at pictures of birbs.

Hang in there, birb! You’re gonna make it.